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I thought I had escaped...
To all the kind people who asked, I survived the last cat encounter.
Somehow, I escaped.
The food bowl was filled, negotiations concluded, and I thought the danger had passed.
Tonight, I returned to the couch.
That was my mistake.
I felt a familiar weight settle onto me.
Different cat.
Same position.
Same stare.
Apparently, word of my previous empty food bowl offense has traveled.
I don’t know if this is revenge, a warning, or simply the second shift reporting for duty.
But look at that face.
I’m not moving.
I’m not calling Marilyn.
And this time, before my phone dies, I’d like the neighborhood to know one important thing:
The food bowl is full.
So whatever happens next…
this time it’s personal!!!
I saw the report about cat food having significant levels of heavy metals. Switched to poultry with less metals. Has more fat. Cat shit smells like shit. Get new food, less fat, talk to vet. Lets gooo
Rub the belly, knead the bed!
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Good Boy Bad Hair day
I woke up this morning, what more can I say?
My beautiful hair decided to go its own way.
I licked it, I pawed it, I tried every trick—
But one ’little’ patch just continues to stick.
So stare if you want, get your laughing out now,
You tell me I’m still pretty handsome—I just can’t figure out how?
Bean appreciation post
🤏
Danger beans
Does anyone else do wethands style?
Mama Cat showed me her latest baby at the barn today...
I got there and Mama Cat immediately took me to her baby. She then kept trying to give me her baby and when I kept putting it back in the safe, warm cardboard box, she’d go put it somewhere unsafe and cold. She obviously wasn’t moving it to a different nest. She was obviously starting to reject the thing. The lil baby got hungry at one point and started screaming and mama cat put it in the middle of the parking lot and went and laid down on a chair. I put the baby with her and it got to eat and Mama Cat moved it to the box again eventually. I’m hoping she doesn’t abandon it. If she does, I’m going to offer to raise it. I’ve bottle fed and raised dozens of kittens, so I know what I’m doing in that regard.
My Final Meowmoir
I’m writing this on a cell phone whose battery is dying, with what could possibly be my final words to the neighborhood.
I was lying on the couch, peacefully dreaming of food, when she crawled up onto me, settled down, and wrapped her paws around my neck.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and in those beautiful eyes, I could read the cold ferocity of a creature who had just discovered that I had allowed her food bowl to go empty.
I’m really scared.
I know that if I call out to my wife for help, she’ll end me right where I lie.
So, in case she’s not the forgiving sort, and these truly are my final moments, I need to leave this behind so Marilyn knows what happened.
It was the food bowl.
I let it go empty.
Spicy bully
Percy loves to fight, but hates to lose.
Didn't have to wait long for Miez to join me in enjoying the sun on the couch
German: Miez hat es mir alsbald gleich getan, die Sonne auf der Couch zu genießen
One little Soda belly for your daily view pleasure!
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